Suck on this.
Jessica Simpson is feeling the wrath of the online world after sharing photos from a recent lake vacation showing her 3-year-old daughter, Birdie, sucking on a pacifier.
Instagram followers immediately began offering their unsolicited opinions, pawning them off as gospel.
"Why the binkie tho isn't she too old for that ..????," one person wrote as others piled on. Another commented, "Is that a pacifier!?????"
Several others — all of whom have unknown dental credentials — opined about Birdie's teeth.
"Passy needs to be gone… It messes up their teeth so bad," one person said. "My friend is finding that out he [sic] kid has major dental issues." Another added, "I know right 1st thing I noticed that's why her top teeth are arched."
Naturally, not all the online hate was centered around the tot, as some, per usual, criticized Jessica's appearance, claiming she was too thin (something she has been accused of many times over.) However, Team Jessica fought back. "Do you tell a heavy person not to eat!?," one person said.
After one person encouraged Jessica in a fairly mean manner to eat more, one supporter countered, "You feigning concern for her health just to remark on another woman's body is pretty weak. At least own the fact that you're petty af. Don't hide behind concern. You know she doesn't look like she's going to die and even if she did, for argument's sake, you're not emotionally invested in getting her better. Woman up, girl."
Others commented on Jessica's lips.
"I honestly hope Jess doesn't read the disgusting comments on here. It must be soul destroying having your photos picked apart online by strangers," wrote one fan. "And before anyone starts with the oh she's a public figure, NO that does not give you a free pass to say horrible things, she is human, this is her space & we know nothing about her personal life aside from what she decides to share."