By Melissa Hunter
Taylor Swift flashes the audience a heart over her chest, which we all know is the classic gang sign for the Tween Untouchables.
Girly-girl turned tomboy Reese Witherspoon is a fast learner when it comes to baseball training. By the end of the session she was hawking chewing tobacco loogies and grabbing her crotch with the best of them.
Jennifer Lopez looks so darned happy with her adorable daughter Emme, we'll forgive her for the bouffant hairdo and massive flower barrette.
Leonardo DiCaprio walks down the street in New York glued to his phone. That "Bejeweled" game is pretty addictive.
With legendary exes Eric Clapton and Lance Armstrong behind her, Sheryl Crow decides she's going a new route in finding available men: inanimate puppets.
Hey Heidi and Spencer, look out for Brody Jenner, as it looks like he's coming up in the ranks for best "HEY, LOOK AT ME!" pictures.
Mom-to-be Ellen Pompeo sits at a basketball game with hubby Chris Ivery, though neither seems too interested in it. Floor seats at a Lakers playoff game? Yawn.
Lindsay Lohan, if you want to hide from the paparazzi, it's probably best to have a massive Birkin bag at all times. That mini-designer tote simply will not do.
Nicole Kidman leaves the Broadway show "Son of God," while speculators think there may be a "Son of Nicole" on the way.
At the French "Terminator Salvation" premiere, Christian Bale gets a little overwhelmed by all the cameras. Watch it, now, Christian. Deep breaths.
Helena Christensen walks with her son while she picks up some flowers on the street. Actually, someone just handed them to her when they saw her. It happens a lot.
At the FiFi awards, Doug Reinhardt takes a whif of Paris' natural aroma. Mmm, smells like old money and fresh spray tan.
A slew of excited fans pose with Kris Allen while Adam Lambert chills on the sidelines. Might this be another indication of his sexuality? Either that or he isn't into blondes and prefers the blue-black gelled-haired ladies.
Drew Barrymore speaks at a gay marriage rally after the ruling on Proposition 8 in California. Drew clearly did some research on strong speaker poses. Or maybe she was in the middle of singing "YMCA."
If you think a casual Saturday afternoon mani-pedi is feminine, then you'll have to take that up with Cedric the Entertainer.
Blake Lively poses at a Burberry party with her classic ever-so-listless head tilt.
Cute couple Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy poses at the Burberry party, though they should get to work on their photo-eye coordination.
Mary J. Blige poses at the FiFi fragrance awards party, but who let that diva bottle of perfume into the picture? This is Mary J.'s shot.
Christina Milian and her boyfriend take a ride in a horse-drawn carriage through New York. We think her boyfriend's inability to pose properly for the camera may be due to the hair bleach fumes he is enduring right now.
Most women are embarrassed by being caught in their hair curlers. But when you have 30 years of rom-com experience like Diane Keaton, nothing really gets you down. It's the movie equivalent of Percocet.
Kerry Washington poses at the closing gala at Cannes. Fortunately Brangelina were nowhere in sight so photogs actually took the time to capture her beautiful look.
Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston have some sushi in LA and make their way through the crowds. Note to Miley: After consuming raw fish, always wait 30 minutes before fighting through the paparazzi. Thought every celebrity knew that one.
Estelle poses at the H&M Fashion Against AIDS Collection event in New York City. We've heard the collection is made entirely out of rubber.
Tia Carrere and Dana Carvey greet each other at the opening of the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club, officially turning it into a '90s nostalgia party. No complaints here.