By Courtney Reimer
Celebrities: Give 'em an Internet connection, and they take a million followers. Click through to read the week's best thought nuggets from the famous denizens of Twitterville, and don't forget to follow Wonderwall on Twitter, too!
"Trying, but can't seem to make many friends on Twitter :-(" — Twitter newcomer Justin Timberlake, who, at almost 100,000 followers, clearly has a different definition for the word popular than the rest of us
"IT SEEMS THAT SOMEONE HAS HACKED INTO MY COMPUTER…THAT'S REAL FOUL AND EVIL. NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A T—- BEFORE." — Diddy protegee Cassie, handling her nude photo leak with refreshing apathy
"Off to Saratoga… I'm graduating from the College of St. Rose tomorrow morning." — College dropout Jimmy Fallon, whose alma mater generously awarded him a communications degree 14 years after he left one semester before graduation
"Reading an LA mag. Saw pic's of 3 men I once slept w and I'm only on pg 85. Oy." — Fran Drescher, who is apparently one of "those" kinds of nannies
"Speidi heading to the ivy to eat lunch with the Paps!!!" — Prankster newlywed Spencer Pratt, publicly inviting his best (and only?) friends out for some lunch
"Since I have 1 child, 1 on the way, 1 cat, & 2 dogs, I expect 5 presents tomorrow." — Expectant mother Nicole Richie, putting her Mother's Day wish list online
"Ooh I just realized I have an answer to that common interview question 'tell us something no one knows about you'! I am an electro-hipster!!" — The former Mrs. Marilyn Manson, Dita Von Teese, whose unsolicited answers only beg more questions
"Dudes- the biggest gecko has been living up in the corner, & just made a beeline down wall twrds my bed. Realllly?!" — "Dollhouse" star Eliza Dushku proving that one need not be a hot-blooded male to want to sleep with her
"Demi claims Obama gave her the 'what's up' smile. Meanwhile all I got was the 'who farted' squint." — Ashton Kutcher, classing up the White House Correspondents' Dinner
"As summer approaches the Great Land, so do AK visitors. We welcome you to visit us in the Land of the Midnight Sun!" — Governor Sarah Palin, who is now handling Alaskan tourism promotion via Twitter
"Thinking about dinner and a movie tonight. Been spending so much time in the studio lately not even sure what's out. Any suggestions??" — Paula Abdul, who becomes totally lucid through the magic powers of Twitter
"So, it is Friday! It is early & I am wondering what is everyone doing after work!?!?" — Tennis star Serena Williams, who may or may not be looking to Twitter for her happy hour plans
"Things have been very busy lately with travel, interviews and meetings so I have not been tweeting much. I will try to tweet more often." — Original "Star Trek" Sulu George Takei, who is boldly going to try and Tweet more
"U ALL HAVE A GREAT DAY. I'M OFF TO ENJOY SOME TIME IN THE SUN. HOPE EVERYONE KEEPS SMILING! AND THANKS FOR BEING SO COOL ON TWITTER. PEACE" — Kevin Spacey, who — after making the most common Twitter rookie mistake — was later scolded by what he called the "caps police"