By Wonderwall.com Editors
1:17am PDT, Mar 23, 2009
"We're trying to get Seth Rogen for this project, but Seth won't call us back. So call us back, Seth, if you're reading this!" — Lindsay Lohan, in an interview in Nylon magazine, about her new project with Sean Penn (Us)
"I do think in Washington it's a little bit like 'American Idol,' except everybody is Simon Cowell." — President Barack Obama, talking to Jay Leno during an appearance on "The Tonight Show"
"I sort of have a secret desire that when I turn 55, I want to become a QVC girl and sell domestic vacuums. It's all about the hair flip and the manicure." — Lady GaGa, on her future aspirations (Extra)
"When have you not thrown something when you're mad? Everyone has to admit that at one time in their life, they've gotten so mad that they've thrown something." — Kim Kardashian, on Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson's weekend fracas (People)
"The hardest part was trying to do it doggie-style. Trying to have a nervous breakdown while doing it doggie-style. And it wasn't even a closed set." — Robert Pattinson, on playing Salvador Dali in "Little Ashes" (GQ)
"I don't follow trends. I'm just not into what everyone else is wearing. I have my own look, which I call 'Lolita Meets Old Hollywood Glam.'" — Katy Perry, in a new interview with Women's Health
"People might listen to gangsta rap or grunge. But, sooner or later, every guy falls in love. And that's when he listens to a Lionel Richie song." — Lionel Richie, talking to the Daily Mail
"Just because I'm single and don't date a lot, that doesn't make me a lesbian." — Kelly Clarkson, talking to Kara DioGuardi in an Entertainment Tonight interview (MSN Music)
"Many people, especially our Malawian friends, say that David should have a Malawian brother or sister. It's something I have been considering." — Madonna, in an email interview with Malawi's Nation newspaper
"They're very short and simple, easy to spell and remember. Bob is the same frontward and backward. I'm a fan of a short and simple name." — Charlie Sheen, talking to ET about naming his newborn twins Bob and Max
