Was Kim Kardashian's honeymoon sponsored by the good people at EPT? During her brief getaway to the Amalfi Coast of Italy, Mrs. Kris Humphries made a trip to the drugstore that we're sure was not in any way a calculated move to generate publicity.
"She came on her own and bought two pregnancy tests," an eyewitness tells Life & Style of the Aug. 25 sighting. "She didn't speak any Italian and looked a bit embarrassed."
Which solves one mystery: Kim can still feel shame.
"She wants a baby nine months to the day of getting married," a Kardashian confidant pipes in to the tab.
Adds a source to Us Weekly, "Kim is the kind of bride who'd be thrilled if she had gotten pregnant on her honeymoon."
(By the by, you can check out exclusive, PDA-centric pics from the couple's "honeymoon album" in the latest issue of Us. Enthuses Kim, seemingly without irony, "We caught up on alone time.")
The official word from Kardashian about the stork rumblings?
"Am I having a baby? I just got married!" she demurs to L&S. "Who knows? It's no secret that I can't wait to be a mom. Of course, I hope it happens soon. I don't know if I am right now."
This week, the newlyweds landed in New York, where they are reportedly staying in a 2,000-square-foot, $7,000-a-night suite at the Gansevoort Hotel while shooting the new season of "Kourtney & Kim Take New York."
Color us shocked if a pregnancy test doesn't somehow figures in the show's upcoming story line.
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