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Everyone just relax. The childhood memories of many a prepubescent girl will not be sullied by a Joe Jonas sex tape. Despite a salacious report to the contrary, no such video exists, his rep insists to multiple outlets. claimed that the former purity ring-wearing boy-bander made an explicit vid with his Swiss model girlfriend of several months, the awesomely named Blanda Eggenschwiler, while downing alcohol and pot.

Adult accouterments, including some BDSM stuff straight out of the red room of pain from "50 Shades of Grey," were supposedly featured in the alleged X-rated encounter. April 3 was pegged as the release date.

But don't hold your breath (or bother covering your eyes) for the middle Jonas Brother to be caught in a compromising position.

"There is no truth or validity to the story," Jonas' rep assures TMZ. "It is completely false."

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