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By Kat Giantis

Snooki has been keeping her belly under wraps amid rampant pregnancy reports, and she may start hiding another part of her body, namely, the third finger of her left hand. People mag says the pint-sized, pouf-topped, pomegranate-hued "Jersey Shore" star, 24, is not only knocked up, but she's also engaged to Jionni LaValle, the father of her rumored bun in the oven.

Snooki (nee Nicole Polizzi) has called her beau of a year and a half "the one" and recently predicted that a ring ("he knows it should be big") would be forthcoming.

"I'm not thinking it may happen, I know," she told In Touch last month. "I'm just waiting for him to ask. I'm 24, I've had all the fun I'm ever going to have in my life. I found the right guy, and I'm just waiting for him."

Snooki, who recently began shooting a "Jersey Shore" spin-off with JWoww, has repeatedly denied the stork talk, ostensibly because she's attempting to score a lucrative deal to confirm the news.

Alas, not everyone is wishing Snooks "mazel tov" on her great expectations (and preparing for her baby shower by seeing if Fisher-Price makes a kiddie tanning booth).

Her ex-boyfriend, Emilio Masella, who's apparently still smarting over getting dumped by her in 2010 over two-timing allegations, doesn't wish her -- or her offspring -- well.

"I hope for her sake, not to be rude or anything, but I hope she has a miscarriage," he appallingly tells TMZ.

Seems Masella doesn't believe Snooki is ready to be a mom. But wait, the loathsomeness doesn't stop there.

"I would def recommend her to get pregnancy test to see who the father is because I'm sure there are other subjects," adds Masella, who doesn't seem to know the difference between a pregnancy test and a paternity test. "Vinny could easily be the father."

Emilio, who has been known to take career advice from Spencer Pratt, so ... yeah, adds that he believes Snooki and Jionni will marry as a plotline for "Snooki and JWoww vs. the World," but she'll "pull a Kim Kardashian," and is "going to have the baby and break up with him right after."


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