Her wig, her kids, her appetite: The reality star tames them all with the items in her Louis Vuitton Monogram Rayures Petit Noe bag (louisvuitton.com). But her hubby, Altlanta Falcons player Kroy Biermann, 26, also does his part.
"He organizes my [Louis Vuitton Zippy] wallet ($950, lousvuitton.com)!" says the pregnant star of Don't Be Tardy for the Wedding (Bravo, Thursdays, 9:30 p.m.) and mom to Brielle, 15, Ariana, 9, and Kroy Jr., 12 months.
With another one on the way, the 34-year-old Atlanta housewife knows the key to keeping order among her brood.
"I carry a wooden spoon for my kids if they get fresh. I've never used it; I just pull it out and they know I'm serious."
As for her grooming essentials…
"I have, like, eight packages of Colgate Wisps ($7.49, drugstore.com) on me. In my first three months of pregnancy, I hated the way everything taste, so I always brushed my teeth. And the Conair hairbrush ($8, CVS stores) is for my wig. I have a lot of brushes. I can't get enough!"
Q-tips Cotton Swabs Purse Pack ($1.49, walgreens.com)
Trident White Spearmint Gum ($13 for a pack of 4, amazon.com)
Smoke and Mirrors Beauty Vegas Lashes ($13.50, smokeandmirrorsbeauty.com)
LORAC Shine Liquid Lipstick in Couture ($22, sephora.com)
Laura Mercier Mineral Finishing Powder ($32, sephora.com)
Safety 1st Easy Grip Brush and Comb ($4.99, diapers.com)
This article originally appeared on Usmagazine.com: Kim Zolciak Carries a "Wooden Spoon" in Bag to Warn Kids