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Matt Sayles / Invision/AP

According to, Megan Fox and Tina Fey top the list of female celebrities guys most want at their party.

The unlikely pairing of these two ladies lends credence to the theory that all the world's men can be split into two categories, outlined below:

Megan Fox Guys: Unabashed bad-girl enthusiasts who like to cower in the presence of superior sultriness. Megan Foxers enjoy: shiny shirts, explaining their Chinese character tattoos, renting Jaguars, and quoting pickup artist "Mystery." They never quite got over their high school crush - that ridiculously hot girl who cut class to smoke under the bleachers and wouldn't give them the time of day.

Tina Fey Guys: Sensitive, self-deprecating funny dudes who want an undercover hottie to spar with. These guys enjoy: ironic theme parties, organic IPAs, and - of course - blogging. Tina Fey guys lusted over their debate partner in high school. Then she broke their heart by making fun of their haircut.

So are you a Tina or a Megan man? We're both.