Dings and Arrows: Lady Gaga, that mistress of modesty and understatement, points out the sartorial direction she's heading in courtesy of an arrow demurely positioned in her swimsuit region. There's not much we can say about the intentionally unconventional popster's latex-y spiral into the absurd, because it pretty much speaks for itself. And what's it saying? "Rubber, rubber, must dominate someone, rubber, need a whip, rubber, so much painful chafing, rubber, rubber, brrr -- drafty, rubber, rubber, see-through, patterned leggings aren't pants, rubber, the trucker hat -- it burns, rubber, aching ribs, rubber." Fortunately, the pouty Lady G has tucked a pair of sunglasses into her cleavage, which should protect her from being blinded by her own fierceness.