By Melissa Hunter
Now that Lady GaGa has revealed her hidden talent, she has graciously agreed to lend her services for this year's Macy's 4th of July fireworks display in Manhattan.
A) The remake of "Get Smart" has already been made and B) the microphone was on the sole of the shoe. Jeez, Ed Westwick, don't you know your 1960s spoof detective TV shows?
In a side passion project, Jennifer Aniston films her remix of Soulja Boy's "Kiss Me Through the Phone."
Robert Pattinson will have no more of this crazed-fans-pushing-him-into-taxis business. Commence channeling of inner demons. Or crying out to security guards. Either/ or.
At the "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" premiere, Travis Barker and kids prove to be the cutest of all the celebu-kids who will have major issues by age 13.
After her most recent sexy photo shoot scandal, Miley Cyrus decided to counter balance problem by looking especially unsexy whenever in the presence of men. Shirtless ones in particular.
Don't worry, Tracy Morgan. When dressed as a giant cell phone with a film crew around, no one's gonna notice you checking out a girl's butt.
But hey, if she notices, you could probably come up with a great slapstick bit for "Let me get your number."
Okay, so Megan Fox might not be the sharpest tool in Hollywood's shed … and she might have stubby thumbs … but did you know she's an ambidextrous autographer? Take THAT, haters.
And the winner in the Hollywood Walk of Fame featherweight championship is CAMERON DIAZ! Okay, please put her arm down before all the blood rushes to her head and she passes out. Thanks.
Okay, we get it, Jake and Reese, you're the cutest friggin' couple in Hollywood. But your matching workout outfits just make us want to vomit. But you know, like, love-vomit.
Either Jay Leno bought himself a crazy old car or the kooky professor from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang has really let himself go.
Not one for luxury, Shia LaBeouf saves some money by practicing his personal brand of sidewalk yoga. Here he features Upward-Facing Robot.
Drew Barrymore proves her dedication to green living by bicycling all the way to her private jet.
Leaving the Halfway House in Edinburgh, Oasis front man Liam Gallagher shows that his jacket isn't of the straight variety. (Okay, the Halfway House is a pub, but gotta throw in some jokes about our Wonderwall namesake whenever possible.)
Kristen Stewart caught mid-run in her new movie "The Runaways." I thought the movie was focused on the struggles of Joan Jett and her band, but apparently it's more focused on the running aspect of her life.
Jude Law channels his old British lady. Better get that pinky up higher, Jude, if you're gonna be invited to any high teas.