The Afternoon Shortlist for March 26

Page Six reports that trouble is brewing in Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz's marriage. And here we thought "CSI" guest appearances brought couples closer together. (Page Six)

At her concert in D.C. Tuesday, Britney Spears briefly confused her audience by wishing them a Merry Christmas. Perhaps Jamie Spears also restricts his daughter's access to calendars. (I'm Not Obsessed)

It has been a bad week for Joe Jonas. First he was caught imitating Miley Cyrus' "Asian face" gaffe, and now his girlfriend Camilla Belle may be stepping out with a tennis player. Somewhere, Taylor Swift is laughing. (Socialite Life)

Jessica Simpson's father says he's tired of people saying he doesn't like Tony Romo. After all, he engineered Jessica and Tony's whole relationship. Why wouldn't he be a fan? (US)

Kate Moss apparently woke up Tuesday and decided it would be a good day to pierce her ear five times. She and Rihanna should have teamed up to get an "edgy body augmentation" bulk discount. (Hollywood Rag)