By Wonderwall.com Editors
4:19am PDT, Jun 23, 2009
By Paige Ferrari
Celebrities. Why are they so good at putting on clothes? Here at Wonderwall, we ponder this question every week. That's why we offer "Fashion Fistbumps," our little way of congratulating Hollywood's fearless, stylin' elite.
Take Katy Perry, for instance, who is doing her part to bring the pink, crushed velvet smoking jacket back into style. Pairs well with stretchy pants in animal prints. Perfect for those "dress Jazzercise" occasions.
Do you think Reese Witherspoon called up Jake Gyllenhaal and was, like, "Jakey, let's wear our sporty outfits today?" And then Jake agreed, even though he finds the matchy-matchy thing a bit much?
Because that is so clearly what happened here.
Kendra Wilkinson style tip: When celebrating your bachelorette party, it's customary to give "the girls" one last look at the outside world. We're not talking about your friends.
If Tom Cruise were not Tom Cruise, he would probably be your over-enthusiastic gym teacher. And he would occasionally open his arms to you in friendship (as he's opening his arms to Cameron Diaz in this photo) and, in both realities, he would be sporting some epic pit-stains.
Pete Wentz earns himself a fistbump for almost being swallowed whole by his hipster gear.
Oh, Pete, you goggle-eyed, purple-shoed emo son of a gun. You'd be so good to come home to.
Megan Fox, you slay us with your ability to make a shapeless tablecloth-esque sheath look smoking. Now turn around the Marilyn tat. Because, really, that is just so tacky.
It'd be easier to enjoy pictures of Jennifer Aniston resting her dogs in a pedicab if the pedicab driver didn't insist on wearing such a commendably rad shirt.
Fistbump for you, dude. Now carry our lady of perpetual singledom to a place where John Mayer's Twitters cannot find her.
You know those stores that just sell leather everything? We think Britney Spears walked into one of those and requested a a "motorcycle mama meets Pocahontas" ensemble.
Sometimes, Jesus Luz likes to wear fedora hats. Because they were all the rage when his lady friend Madonna was born.
Tila Tequila hates getting attention in the airport. That's why she dips her bare legs in shiny latex paint before any long flight.
A mere brush with the Dread Pirate Brody's man-hosiery is enough to make Stephanie Pratt's bodice want to rip itself.
Fashion Fistbump granted. (Mostly because "The Hills" would be so much better if the producers made the kids wander around Los Angeles in period costumes.)
