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There are no hard feelings between Miley Cyrus and her ex, Nick Jonas. In fact, she says she "loves" that curly-headed little JoBro. Ditto on Selena Gomez. She loves her. Why else would she post a YouTube video mercilessly mocking her mannerisms? (US)

The VIP area at DC's Neighborhood Inaugural Ball just wasn't very important enough for Mariah Carey. Upon learning that she would not be seated with the Obama family (and would have to slum it with the likes of Sting, Bruce Springsteen, and Mary J. Blige) the pop star allegedly summoned Nick Cannon to fetch her golden carriage and left in a huff. (Page Six)

British singer Lily Allen says she bought a Jamaican beach after indulging in a few too many Red Stripes. "I'm happy I bought the beach," she told reporters, calling it "the best drunken buy ever." Those of us without record contracts resign ourselves to a more budget-friendly alternate: late night e-bay auctions. (I'm Not Obsessed)

Kanye West debuted his new line of Louis Vuitton shoes at at Paris Fashion Week. Click through for pictures of shi-shi sneaks that double as homing beacons in the darkest night. (Just Jared)

Remember yesterday, when Katy Perry said she was going to remain celibate for the whole year? Well she was totally kidding. In fact, the idea of not doing it sort of makes her wants to die. (MSN)

Days after being arrested for slapping a reporter, Kelly Osbourne has checked into a rehabilitation center. It's the 4th time in rehab for the 24-year-old star, who has previously spoken publicly about her struggles with addiction. Mother Sharon Osbourne says Kelly "knew it was the right thing to do at this point and we're proud that she did it. The family is all standing behind her" (Star)