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Misch-Mash: Mischa Barton careens toward a London club in the wee hours of the morning, seemingly listing under the heavy load of her layered separates and unfulfilled career promise. The starlet pairs the drafty blunder that is studded short-shorts with a well-insulated upper half, tossing on a black T-shirt, a black-and-white striped cardigan and a leather jacket. There is, of course, a more effective way to stay warm at night, but who wants to wear boring pants when you can bare your gams in spangled boxers? Mischa caps her look with a bowler hat and racoonish eye makeup straight out of "A Clockwork Orange," which likely wasn't intentional, unless we've underestimated her and she actually knows that Kubrick was a famous director and not, say, a multicolored, plastic-cubed puzzle.