What kind of love feature would this be without making vague predictions about Aniston's love life? Gerard Butler is too all over the place for Aniston, and if any of her friends love her, they have already deleted John Mayer's number from her phone. Her upcoming co-stars (like Adam Sandler and Jason Bateman) are married, so the tabloids will be really stuck. I think Jen will give up on Hollywood men and find a nice, loving accountant to marry. Well, an accountant who recently retired from being a GQ model. Otherwise there's no way.