Here's Tila Tequila at her book signing, pretending to pretend to write her book.
Michael Phelps, seen here holding his new book, No Limits: The Will To Succeed, which he himself wrote sometime in between winning everything in Bejing made of gold five months ago and partying in Vegas every night since then.
Mickey Rourke, Jason Statham and Ray Winstone: the founding members of The Actors Who Could Kill You With A Napkin If They Wanted To Club. Free advice: if your leg is not already broken in 15 places, give whatever movie these three bruisers are in a GLOWING review.
Mythbusters: When you take a picture of Brangelina your camera will spontaneously combust due to the world's most perfect "people pixels per square inch" ratio discrepancy. False!
Here's Marisa Tomei wearing the only coat Harry Houdini was unable to free himself from. True story.