Week in Photos for the Week of March 6

Michael Jackson announces his plan to play 10 shows in London this July. We're mostly impressed that the dude can still walk and talk, but maybe that's just us.

Walking out of a West Hollywood restaurant, Paris Hilton scouts out some backside talent, but ultimately decides that it's not nearly as perky as her chest.

Brad Pitt brings sexy back to Washington D.C. Oh wait, Barack Obama already did that.

Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson are all laughs at the British premiere of "Marley & Me," in spite of the fact that they've been promoting this movie for half a year. Stay tuned for pics from the French Guinean "Marley & Me" premiere in 2012!

A casual, modestly-dressed Megan Fox somehow manages to remain stupidly hot while furniture shopping in LA.

We get it, Seth Rogen is thin now. No need to stand him next to a blue blob to stress the point.

Fergie heads into a Los Angeles bank to trade in all of the decorative coins attached to her purse for some dollar bills.

After being hounded for half a dozen scandals last month, Miley's reps have ordered her to take her little sister Noah everywhere to create an adorable diversion.

Heidi Klum, a post-feminist model, opts to pose with the bra she's promoting, rather than wear it.

Adrien Brody poses at a NASCAR competition, in what we believe to be the manliest picture ever taken of him on record.

Bono stops by "The Late Show With David Letterman," and later gets a street named after his band in New York. Just your average Thursday, really.

At the "Watchmen" premiere, Vanessa Hudgens shows off a dress she had specially made for her 9th birthday.

Demi Lovato attends "Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience," which, including the Jonas Bros., makes a grand total of 4 people who saw the movie last weekend.

The Desperate Housewives prove to be supportive spouses as they attend the premiere of Felicity Huffman's new movie "Phoebe in Wonderland."

Spike Lee signs posters at a bookstore in Philadelphia for the DVD release of "Miracle at St. Anna." Yeah, we don't know what movie that is either.

Jordin Sparks with LA Dodgers manager Joe Torre before spring training. Jordin tells Torre she's a fan, and Joe says the same, adding that he loves her in "Ugly Betty."

"Watchmen" star Malin Akerman, looking beautiful in beige, manages to hide her frustration that she dressed for a red carpet, not a yellow one.

Britney Spears kicks off her comeback tour in New Orleans with some good old fashioned police battery.

After a busy, tux-filled award season, Zac Efron rebels and underdresses at the "Watchmen" premiere.

Isla Fisher, with her daughter Olive, pushes an empty cart and thus proves she is not a grocery shopaholic.

Bundled Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts are snug as a celebcouple in a rug.

In London, Kate Moss is spotted nearly cracking a smile. More to come on this breaking news story.

Eva Mendes, previously seen at runway shows in NYC, poses on the red carpet before a show in Milan. It's what celebs like to call "Fashion Week-hopping."

Jesse McCartney performs in Atlanta on March 3rd. Tween fans went crazy until they realized he's not Zac Efron.

Amy Winehouse in a London convenience store looking healthy and normal, relatively speaking.

Aaron Eckhart, Ali Larter, Mario Lopez, Timbaland, Blair Underwood, Chace Crawford, Bradley Cooper and Adam Levine pose for Cosmopolitan's Fun, Fearless Male Awards. Cosmo should win an award for collecting the most random group of celebrities.

Becki Newton, America Ferrera and Michael Urie trying to be completely inconspicuous as they shoot a scene for "Ugly Betty."

Emily Blunt was all smiles at the premiere of "The Young Victoria" until she realized the rain soiled her dress and she won't be able to return it.