The Afternoon Shortlist for February 17

Spotted: a solo Lindsay Lohan heading to "Gossip Girl" star Chace Crawford's apartment at 6 a.m. Though Lindsay and Sam are already claiming that it was just a platonic 6 a.m. hang-out session. (Celebuzz)

Carrie Underwood tried to duck and cover from the cameras at her new boyfriend Mike Fisher's hockey game. Sorry, Carrie, this move is only slightly more effective than closing your eyes and thinking they can't see you. (E! Online)

Kanye West says he's "got it on cruise control" when it comes to music and he's ready to focus on more-challenging endeavors. Namely, rocking totally ridiculous fashions. (D-Listed)

Madonna is the latest star to be linked to the "Twilight" sequel. The pop legend will either act in the film, sing on the soundtrack, or simply act as an inspiration by feasting on the lifeblood of 22-year-old Brazilian models named Jesus. (ONTD)

Mickey Rourke is exceptionally open-minded. You can tell because he asks onlookers about their "homosexual lovers," offers to kiss male fans all night, and declares "I should have been in that gay movie." Oh, Mickey. What did we do without you? (TMZ)

Mischa Barton reportedly miffed stylists at the Miss Sixty Fashion Show after she showed up in a see-through ensemble. Luckily, a scarf was onhand to cover up her non-FCC-approved bits. (E! Online)

Friends of Rihanna say the singer is displeased with Chris Brown's apology. In fact, sources say she's "appalled" and "royally pissed off" by his "cavalier and arrogant statement." (Bastardly)