By Paige Ferrari
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are reportedly getting married in order to squelch rumors of their relationship's demise. And you thought scurrilous tabloid rumors never brought people closer together. (UK Mirror)
Despite rumors that she's been stalking her ex, Samantha Ronson, all over London, Lindsay Lohan was spotted partying until early in the morning with a dude-type person. (Celebuzz)
Mariah Carey is reportedly "stuffing her face" because, hey, she's Mariah Carey. She can buy a new ass anytime she wants. (Page Six)
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Kelly Clarkson thinks it's "hot" when women flirt with her. This is interesting. But probably not the best quote to convince America she really, really likes boys. (Hollywood Rag)
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Oh dear. Topless images from Britney Spears "Gimme More" video shoot have ended up where, in our hearts, we always knew they'd end up — on the Internet. (Celebuzz)
Spencer Pratt says his wife, Heidi, legitimately "thought she was dying" when she was rushed to the hospital from the set of "I'm a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here!" Further proof that nature abhors a Pratt. (E! Online)
Pete Doherty was arrested for doing drugs on a British Airways flight. That's right, you can't get a tube of toothpaste aboard the airplane but Pete Doherty gets to bring his own hypodermic needles. (Socialite Life)
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden have bought a $1.92 million home in the Laurel Canyon area of L.A. This is positively a steal by celebrity housing standards. (Celebitchy)
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John Stamos is working on a "Full House" movie, and wants to cast James Franco in the Uncle Jesse role. And why not? Uncle Jesse's reunion scene with the Rippers has Oscar written all over it. (US)
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Kate Gosselin is still not hanging out with her estranged husband, Jon. We suspect that this is because their relationship is a total sham. But perhaps they're just very busy people? (E! Online)
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