Despite their tumultuous, emo-song-filled relationship, Lindsay Lohan is reportedly "trying" to convert to Judaism for Sam Ronson. We'll just say Mazel Tov and hope this doesn't end in another epic RonHan battle. (The Mirror)
The Jonas Brothers' new movie (nay, "3D Concert Experience") is reportedly underperforming at the box office. Why not do your part and buy tickets for every junior higher you know? (E! Online)
Paris Hilton celebrated her 28th birthday with a pink-dress-not-optional bicoastal birthday bash. At least she's helping the economy, right?
"Hills" star turned novelist Lauren Conrad is reportedly coming out with three (!) books, the first of which hits shelves this June. US has a sneak peek of the cover if you're dying to know what reality-show based literature looks like. (US)