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By Dana Flax

Whoa ... mama?

According to photos published today on The Superficial, Rebecca Gayheart's starting to look a little bumpy. In fact, it looks as though she may have a baby McSteamy growing in her womby.

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As much as I'd like to think (based on her last few public appearances) that Rebecca's a mere fashion slave to the super-chic maxi dress trend, there definitely appears to be something, um, growing under there. And it's probably more than just a few extra slices of pizza.

As you might remember, the last time we stepped into the creepy-deepy private life of Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart, they were hanging out in the steamy depths of a hot tub, potentially under the influence of a substance or two, and enjoying themselves in the company of an alleged lady-for-hire. Oh, and taping it so they could reminisce about these fun times later. They're just really forward-thinking like that.

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You might also remember the re-release of some older pictures of Gayheart, depicting her enjoying the fruits of an alleged crack pipe in yet another hot tub. Can't fault a girl for consistency!

But, let's get serious a moment. Does anyone think this the kind of behavior that screams, "I'm ready to bring a child into the world!"? Anyone, anyone?

Meanwhile, Kari Ann Peniche (the aforementioned call girl) has taken a more logical career/life choice. She's releasing a spiffy clothing line with the folks over at Ed Hardy.

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Take a cue from Peniche, Rebecca, and try something a little more logical, like, say, a cameo in the upcoming flick "Hot Tub Time Machine." How are you going to star in the Keri Russell biopic of my dreams if you continue making poor decisions?

So, we beg of you, GayDane (that's your new celeb couple nickname, FYI), make sure you're thinking this whole bringing-a-kid-into-the-world thing through. Think of those who'll be affected. Think of the kid who will one day be teased mercilessly by his peers and forced to only hang out with the future children of Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee, and Screech.

But most of all, think of your hot tub. It's gonna be a lot harder to get in the mood when you're leaning up against a baby-proof Tubbly Bubbly Hippo spout.