Simon has gotten jabs in on a lot of people, but the one we felt worst about was poor Scotty McCreery. See, Scotty won "American Idol" the year after Simon left, and naturally, the "X Factor" judge felt a little hostile toward his old show. So when reporters asked him if he thought he would ever adopt an American accent, Simon did a very obvious imitation of Scotty's Southern drawl and said, "I love you this big." (If you don't know, that's the name of Scotty's debut single.) Go pick on someone your own size, Cowell!