Beyonce: Wow, I almost wore my glued-on feather gown tonight too, RiRi. That woulda been bad.
Rihanna: Yeah, I'm glad you stuck with your rubber-band dress instead. You'll fa sho get the prize for worst-dressed one-named diva.
Beyonce: Are you aware that I am rubber and you are glue? We just went over this.
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