Courtney Love once said, "I found my inner b---- and ran with her." Evidently, she left her sanity in the dust. Years of drug abuse have apparently turned her into quite the paranoid one. When she wasn't busy ranting about hackers and bank bailouts or posing with turtles for photo shoots (from the safety of her hotel room) on her now defunct Twitter page, she was fleeing LA in order to avoid a coup to send her to a psych ward. That conspiracy has yet to be cracked, but it might not be bad idea for Courtney to plan her own field trip to the institution.