Top 12 Reasons Not to Date John Mayer, According to John Mayer
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He's High-Maintenance and Will Run Up Your Phone Bill
"How to be John Mayer's girlfriend. One: You've got to be really careful with me on the phone. Distance makes the brain grow more maniacal. Two: Twenty-four-hour phone-sex assistance. If there's a cute girl in the front row, I'm gonna run offstage and call you. Three: You have to run every single fantasy you've ever had through me. You'll never cheat. You see a cute guy at the gym, I'll be him. Or we'll get him. I don't care."