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Don't Be Fooled by the Squawks That I Got: Jennifer Lopez judging a singing contest is a little like Mel Gibson becoming a tour guide at the Museum of Tolerance. And the truth is, we had zero interest in watching a Simon Cowell-less "American Idol" until the moment J.Lo appeared onstage in this magnificent, Tin Man-meets-Mr. Farley silvery sparkly jumpsuit. Not since the height of Paula Abdul's mush-mouthed, incoherent critiques have we felt such "AI" anticipation, because so much grab-the-popcorn-and-watch-the-crazy-unfold potential is contained in Jennifer's waist-widening pleats, hula hoop-sized earrings and uncomfortable reverse groin-al wedgie, which appears to be slowly consuming her ill-fitting, flame-retardant outfit one gloriously over-the-top sequin at a time.
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