By Wonderwall.com Editors
12:44am PST, Feb 25, 2009
Lent is here and, religious or not, people often use this time to give up certain things in personal sacrifice. For example, Ryan Seacrest could probably cool it with the forced banter for awhile. So what should other stars take some time off from?
Taking a break from hair product would really force Zac Efron to reevaluate his life's priorities. Only Don Draper can rock this much pomade year-round.
Miley Cyrus should spend the next 40 days abstaining from physical comedy, particularly gags that involve pulling her face to hilariously imitate other ethnicities.
Kate Winslet should take a temporary break from modesty and rub that Oscar all up in your face.
Angelina Jolie should give her trademark red-carpet glower a rest in favor of a bright, cheery, soccer mom smile. C'mon Angie, you can always go back to the death stare next month.
Hollywood's aspiring starlet population (no matter how much you both protest, we're still looking at you, Audrina Patridge and Katy Perry) should really lay off Benji Madden. Seriously, ladies. It's freaking us out.
Not that we don't like to hear her takes on current events, but Mischa Barton might consider a blogging sabbatical. If the Internet proves too irresistable, how about she just stops wearing socks with high heels?
The Jonas Brothers should trade in their tight tween rocker suits for 40 days of chilling out in some nice XXL cotton sweats. Trust us, boys. You'll never go back.
Madonna and Alex Rodriguez should take a break from age-inappropriate love objects (such as 22 year-old Jesus Luz, seen here at left). This would also have the added benefit of giving said objects 40 extra days to ripen.
The Pussycat Dolls should maybe just take a break for 40 days. Or, you know, indefinitely.
Amy Winehouse should take a vacation from vacationing in St. Lucia and get back into the studio. Seriously, how long has she been there now?
In lieu of giving something up, there is one star we think could really stand to add something to her lifestyle. That star is Lindsay Lohan, and that something is pants.
