By Wonderwall.com Editors
2:40am PDT, Apr 8, 2009
Taylor Swift tries some new rockstar stunts at the Country Music Awards. Next time she'll set her guitar on fire and play it with her teeth (and yet still somehow remain uptight and prissy).
Billy Corgan, still trying to convince us that the world is a vampire, hooks up with Tila Tequila for the Bravo A-List Awards.
Paris Hilton isn't going to let this Lady GaGa strumpet take all her "wacky dressed blonde" attention without a fight.
Mickey Rourke gets back in the ring for Wrestlemania, only to remember he only played a wrester in the movie and was a boxer in real life. Whoops.
Kathy Griffin and Aubrey O'Day do the opposite of bringing sexy back in this pic. They just took sexy, wrapped it in nuclear weapons, and launched it into the sun.
Seth Rogen poses with his invisible date. Either that or his girlfriend, on the same diet as Seth, just vanished into thin air.
At Bravo's A-List awards, Kim and Khloe Kardashian charm the security guard into stretching it to C-List.
Miley Cyrus takes a puppy hostage in an attempt to keep paparazzi at bay.
Adrien Brody and Keanu Reeves grow matching beards and drive race cars together. We smell a really tough bromance brewing.
A giddy Carrie Underwood was super excited about getting to wear her twirly dress. She's the Marilyn Monroe of country singers who used to be on "American Idol."
Gwen Stefani tickles her son Zuma at the beach and the poor, defenseless baby just has to sit there and take it. One day he'll get his Mama-Zuma's Revenge.
This week in celebrity mental breakdowns, Kevin Bacon quits acting to pursue a career in hair dressing. It all came crashing down for Bacon once Zac Efron pulled out of the "Footloose" remake.
Back on her "vacation" in St. Lucia, Amy Winehouse buys a few pizzas, but fails to buy any more clothes. But at least she's eating.
Tyson Beckford proves he's the only man able to wear a white suit, pink shirt, rosary beads, and Jackie O sunglasses without risk of being punched in the face.
Denise Richards smiles for the cameras and, like a pro, her daughter Lola poses upside-down, mid-slide.
Amanda Peet doesn't let dieting get in the way of eating gallons and gallons of lettuce.
Matthew Broderick needs to work on his motorcycle look. First, he needs a leather jacket. Second, he needs a motorcycle.
Dustin Hoffman plays chicken while sitting in traffic. Okay, maybe he's just getting into his parked car, but how much more fun would that be?
Watch out when you're meandering through the forests of Ireland. You might encounter a beautiful A-list actress like Amy Adams lurking in the trees.
