If Jessica Simpson wants to travel with her dog, she should at least train him to hold the ticket in HIS mouth.
At the "Ghosts of Girlfriends Past" premiere, Matthew McConaughey vamps for the cameras. Unamused, Camilla Alves is one campy thumbs up away from making him a ghost of her celebrity boyfriend past.
Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt pose on yet another red carpet and we can't quite tell whether it's the metallic suit or the gay-and-lesbian-sponsored event that's making mega-bro Doug so unbelievably uncomfortable.
Mischa Barton, you don't need to go to these lengths to prove to us you'd make an excellent zombie. We'd cast you on the spot.
Michael Douglas really left Jennifer Garner hanging on her "Way to go on our new romantic comedy" high-five.
Sharon Stone and Sharon Osbourne do a little conga line on the red carpet. Kelly hides her face from her kooky mom and kooky mom's friend public humiliation.
Lindsay Lohan's public display of her diminishing frame has sparked concerns of eating disorders and an unhealthy lifestyle. We're mainly worried there will be a gust of wind that could send her sailing over the side of that cliff.
For Carmen Electra's birthday, her boyfriend Rob Patterson threw her a party in Vegas and got her exactly what she wanted: a red-carpet event that no other celebs attended. She got to dance around on it for a while. Fun times for all … well, mainly her.
Ashlee Simpson's son, Bronx Mowgli Wentz, is gonna grow up with hipster blood in his veins. We bet he's already rocking skinny jeans and some ironic facial hair.
Combine Jennifer Aniston with Jason Bateman and a rom-com set, then frame it all with tulips, and you got yourself a whole mess of cuteness.
Lacey Chabert, we know it's been a while since you've been in a movie, but you can turn the smile down a notch. Maybe even seventeen notches.
He may have been going to an awards ceremony for Tom Hanks, but Jeremy Irons wins for Tough Old Dude Rocking the Suit on a Motorcycle Look. Tom Hanks probably showed up in a Prius or something wimpy like that. L-A-M-E.
Lindsay Lohan may be vying for Sam Ronson's attention remotely by parading around in bikinis to get pictures published online … but this blue-dressed girl has a little bit more of a, um, direct approach.
From this picture at the Tribeca screening of "Stay Cool," we can deduce a few things. 1) Hilary Duff's hair smells amazing, and 2) Chevy Chase's breath is horrific.
At the Invisible Children's "The Rescue" event in Santa Monica, Kirsten Dunst and Kristen Bell pose in the only way starlets know how at charity events for kids — super-big smiles and peace signs!
Pamela Anderson, your bra is exposed! We expected more from such a lady like you. At the Sapphire Gentlemen's Club opening, no less. Such a scandal.
Paula Abdul's Chihuahua, Bessie-Moo, peeks out from her purse during a night out on the town. We pray for you, Bessie-Moo.
Adrien Brody keeps getting bro-ier and bro-ier…we can't keep up.
Kim Kardashian realizes the yellow dress doesn't go with her yellow hair. Good thing it was only a temp-do. Couldn't possibly sacrifice such a killer dress.
Diddy enjoys the Lakers game while his friend gives him the rapper's equivalent of bunny ears in this picture.
At the Paris premiere of "Hannah Montana: Le Film," Miley Cyrus shows us her best French smile. Or at least this is what she thinks is a French smile. No one wanted to tell her otherwise.
MORE ON WONDERWALL: