By Melissa Hunter
You think Jennifer Aniston just rides around on a regular bike without a cart pushing her around? Like a two-wheeled chump? Come on, get real.
And in real biking news, the Tour de France kicks off on July 4th!
Oh, Bruno, er, Sacha Baron Cohen, you were made for LOL Pics.
Love some shenanigans? Tune in to "I Survived a Japanese Game Show" on July 8th
Megan Fox may be younger and sexier, but Sandra Bullock has got the thumbs of a mega-movie star. And she isn't afraid to show them a little love.
Sorry, Robert Pattinson, but even smoking cigarettes isn't gonna scare the Twi-hard fans away. They'll love you in all your yellow-teethed, bad-breathed glory.
Megan Fox's "ugly face" is still prettier than most faces out there. It's rough being beautiful all the time, but someone's got to do it.
See now THERE's a face. You taking notes, Megan?
If I was David Hasselhoff and I was still getting requests for autographs, I'd be pretty stoked too.
Lady GaGa: Cute as a button or bizarre as a button-shaped wig? You decide
If you're worried that your little flower makes us question your sexuality, don't you worry, Ed Westwick. We question it with or without the lavalier.
What TV shows will be nominated for the Primetime Emmys? Find out on July 19th.
When you're at a Yankees game and you're dating the star player like Kate Hudson, there's no need to try to impress anyone with your bubble-blowing skills.
Will the real Mariah Carey-dressed-as-Eminem-in-order-to-mock-him please stand up?
Just because Bruce Willis is an action superstar, doesn't mean he can't enjoy a scoop of vanilla ice cream like the rest of us. We would've at least expected chocolate sprinkles or something with a little kick to it, though.
Black robe? Check. Uggs? Check. Wind tunnel? Check. Dreamy look up into the sky? Check. Blake Lively's got all she needs to be a certifiably chilled-out TV star.
David Duchovny may be a celebrity with a hit TV show, but you better believe it's gonna take more than that to get his son to go swimming in the ocean with him.
Want to find something your kids will go to? Ice Age 2 opens July 1st!
Alright, Khloe, if you want to be a sensation like your sis Kim Kardashian, you've got a little way to go. Step 1: Learn how to blow an effective red-carpet kiss. Exhibit A is directly to your left.
Following up on Julia Roberts' classic romantic comedy, Michelle Trachtenberg films the thriller sequel, "Involuntary Runaway Bride: When Veils and Wind Gusts Collide."
Sean Connery mocks strangling his wife on the red carpet of the Edinburgh Film Festival. Oh, those Scots and their jokes about domestic violence. Aren't they, um, silly.
It's all right, Ashley Tisdale, I'd be angry too if the bottoms of my pants were ripped off by a crazy fan.