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Blech and the City: Sarah Jessica Parker may have indisputable fashion credentials, but even she can sometimes succumb to the treacherous lure of fresh-off-the-runway couture. On the red carpet, the style-adoring star expressed regret that she had to return her buttery Chanel gown as soon as the Oscars were over. We say: Too bad she couldn't have handed this loose, lumpy nightie-like sack back sooner. Then again, maybe she wanted to evoke the spirit of Mrs. Robinson on her way to a swingers party populated by alien abductees, thus necessitating that tinfoil dickey, which we presume is used to keep the mother ship's transmissions at bay. But it wasn't until SJP turned around that things got really weird ...
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