OMG, you guys, Paris & Doug are back on!! Some sneaky paparazzo (i.e. photog on Paris Hilton's payroll) snapped some stolen pictures of these two long lost lovers on their romantic getaway (i.e. shameless stunt) to French Polynesia. Finally, we can all believe in true love again. *Le sigh.*
So here we are, giving in to their cry for press, but darn it, we're hopeless romantics. Click through to see what we imagine these two lovebirds had to say to each other on their private island vacay.