"The difference when you have kids is when someone wants to meet you after 9:30 at night. … It is pathetic. [It's] that giant sacrifice of, 'Do I do this? Do I stay out until 10:30 and be angry all tomorrow?'"
"My sister-in-law says, 'I'm not living in Barcelona -- I need dinner at 6!' And I never got that until now. Four years ago when I met her, I was like, 'God, that's kind of extreme -- I love Barcelona!' Now, I'm so mad when somebody suggests an 8 p.m. reservation. I'm like, 'That means we're not eating until 8:30 or 9. Forget it, no!'"