Speaking of horrific, nightmarish memories. Dina Lohan's slow-motion car crash of a life makes "Breaking Bad" look like "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood."
And speaking of neighborhoods, we asked our good neighbors on Facebook to come up with a caption for this pic. Thanks for the enthusiastic (and mostly unprintable!) comments. Tonya Johnston is the big winner. She wrote:
"Lindsay Lohan's mother, Dina Lohan, is about to ask 'Tan Mom' to join her for happy hour."
Thanks, Tonya, very weird caption, just the way we like them. Everybody else, come back next week for more photo caption fun.