Wait a second, Brandi, it's one thing to play the jilted wife, but to out the TERRIBLE secret of one of your fellow Housewives? Have you no honor? According to Us Weekly, that secret, too delicate and terrible to be aired on television, was that Adrienne used a surrogate to have her twins. If anything qualifies as a tempest in a teapot, this one does. Adrienne, surely you have some dirt on Brandi. Quick, before she moves on to the next feud.