EXOTIC SLICE OF PIE, 35, sks new dance/romance partner and/or pet-rescue fanatic. Must enjoy '90s teen movies, competitive poker, reading Maxim, and cutting footloose with co-hasbeens. Likes: Using a fake accent, avenging animal cruelty, frat humor, the cha cha, celebrity game show guest spots. Dislikes: My old Playboy nude pictorials (oops), marrying old guys, dating "too young" guys. Who wants to stay in and watch a "Scary Movie"?