If this new look from Ben Affleck is some sort of midlife crisis, then may we be the first to suggest he go out and buy a sports car? First Affleck rocked the Bieber haircut, and then he let himself go altogether. Now he looks like he spends his nights staying warm in front of one of those garbage can fires. With one shave and a haircut, he could be back to normal, so this is an easy thing to give up. Until then, though, we worry about him.