Colin's love affair with Hollywood starlets began when he was just a young lad. "I think I was 8 or 9 when I had a f------ mad thing for Marilyn Monroe," the actor once revealed. But it wasn't the blond bombshell that Colin found in La-La Land. Instead it was actress Amelia Warner, who he wed in Tahiti on July 17, 2001. Just four months later their relationship was caput. In retrospect, Colin should've had his favorite brew tatt'd on his ring finger, not his ex's. Back then, that's one romance that had staying powering.