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He's proved he likes the Oscar-winning hot-mom variety of lady, so this shouldn't be too far of a stretch for him. Rumor has it Halle got dumped by Gabriel (baffling), so maybe it's time Halle gets a guy that will adore her in all her Halle glory. And if sensationalized tabloid breakup headlines have taught me anything, Jake will be an undyingly devoted partner who will want to marry her instantly and father her child. Done and done.