Note to Shia LaBeouf: Look, dude, we get it. You're young, good-looking, a movie star, you have to fight off the ladies with a stick. And instead of spending your off days gambling in Monte Carlo or going to the bottom of the ocean with James Cameron or Vladimir Putin, you lug buckets of Spackle* or whatever out of the Home Depot looking like an off-duty war hero. We get it. You win, man. You win.
* The editors of Wonderwall have no idea what Spackle is.