Nick Cannon draped in bling ... It's like when you were in 8th grade and nobody liked you so you came to school in parachute pants and a red leather jacket to be "cool" and instead you got pelted with Cheetos by the other kids. Nick Cannon, he just wants to be loved, is that so wrong?
We also asked our Facebook pals to caption the photo. The winner is Jill Ellis Maclean, who wrote that Nick looks so surprised because, "Mariah's pregnant with triplets!!!!" (Editor's note: We don't think the triplets thing is true, but if it were, can you imagine the tsunami of cuteness that would follow? Yikes.)
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