Oh, come on, Kristen Wiig. Beige? Again? The "Bridesmaids" star blends into Oscar's gigantic legs in a nude-hued J. Mendel gown with a tulle-layered skirt that brings us to tiers, ahem, tears. Did Kristen have a tragic oatmeal accident as a child that left her incapable of wearing anything but neutrals? Or is she afraid of standing out and being noticed? If it's the former, our sympathies (and please get some therapy). And if it's the latter, then it's time for Kristen to embrace the big beautiful color wheel that is life.