The Cranny Diaries: "Why have you forsaken me?" Scarlett Johansson's inner sexpot wondered bitterly. "Don't I deserve a little respect after everything I've done for you? Where's the sultriness? And that famous top-heavy foxiness? For crying out loud, your raspberry-colored Dolce & Gabbana floral number is see-through -- I can see both London and France, honey! -- and yet I'm still hidden away like something valuable around Lindsay Lohan. And don't get me started on your tousled bob. I realize you were aiming for come-hither bedhead, but it comes off as too-depressed-to-get-out-of-bed-oh-whatever-I'll-just-let-the-cat-play-with-it-head."