If nothing else, we hope this list serves as a wake-up call to two-time Sexiest Man Alive Brad Pitt, who seems to be doing everything in his power to obliterate the hot and make hobo chic happen. Long, stringy hair? Check. Rumpled clothes? Check. Bewhiskered face? Check. Pitt may still be a dreamboat, but he's sprung a few leaks and is listing dangerously. Time, and his stylist, will tell if his inherent hotness prevails.