The strangest part about Jon Gosselin's burglary story is that no one seems completely sure as to whether a burglary even happened. To hear Gosselin tell it, he came home to his New York apartment in December 2009 to find the place trashed and a signed note from his ex-girlfriend tacked to his dresser with a knife. But what kind of burglar signs their crimes? The ex, Hailey Glassman, responded that while she did make the regrettable decision to date Gosselin, she didn't go all "Since U Been Gone" on his pad, and that Gosselin's story was just a publicity stunt. In the end, of course, all involved parties lost.