Brandi Glanville Made Eddie Cibrian Pay for Reconstructive Surgery Down Below Following Their Split
We're really going to need to invent a more superlative version of "TMI" if Brandi Glanville is going to continue to appear on television. In her new book, "Drinking & Tweeting and other Brandi Blunders," the "Real Housewife" over-shares that since her ex-husband, Eddie Cibrian, forever cast a scarlet letter on feminine equipment by cheating on her with LeAnn Rimes, Brandi deserved a "Pimp My Ride"-caliber makeover on her nether region -- and we're not talking about a vajazzle or two.
"I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one. I gave (the doctor's office) Eddie's credit card number," she writes (and we're shielding you from a whole lot of gratuitous detail here). Brandi goes on to share an icing-on-chest-centric story about LeAnn and Eddie's blossoming romance before arriving at this first-world problem-laden conclusion: "White wine became my constant shoulder to lean on." (BING)