Back in 2007, a doctored Miley Cyrus interview from J-14 magazine made the Internet rounds. In it, she allegedly claimed she was 14 and pregnant. (We suspect this urban legend was so popular that it influenced producers to greenlight MTV's "16 and Pregnant.") In response to the rumor, Miley declared that she wasn't ready to be a mom: "I don't want to have kids and lose my figure really young!"
Seriously, y'all, pop stars grow up so fast these days. Surely Miley has a few years worth of bikini paparazzi shots to go before diaper duty intervenes.