Look, my friend, I wouldn't offer this deal to just anyone. But you? You I like. This price ain't gonna last, though. And I got another buyer ready to pay cash, so if you're thinking about waiting, fuggetaboutit. This bike here is a cream puff. And I, Jeremy Renner, wouldn't lie about that. It was hardly driven by the previous owner, who really shoulda kept a better eye on it, if you know what I mean. So make up your mind fast or bada bing! It'll be gone before you know it.