Heidi Ho: If we could peer inside Heidi Montag's mind at this precise moment, what we'd find (besides tumbleweeds and a weary mouse listlessly running on a wheel) is that she's feeling pretty. So pretty that she's expecting Richard Gere to pull up in a Lotus any second now and offer her a ride (so to speak) to his fancy hotel suite. While some starlets harbor fantasies about becoming Julia Roberts, the fame-hustling "Hills" blonde has the bar set a little lower: She dreams about becoming Julia Roberts in "Pretty Woman." And why not? The pay is good, the designer clothes are plentiful, and there's no Spencer Pratt and his creepy flesh-colored beard to deal with. Heidi has done a masterful job of capturing that certain je ne trampy sais quoi of hard-working girl Vivian in a black leather miniskirt, tight hot-pink tank top and over-the-knee boots that are versatile enough for her to walk the streets day or night. But Montag keeps her eye on the white knight prize by carrying an up-market baby blue Birkin bag, a clear shout-out to Vivian's Rodeo Drive transformation from heart-of-gold hooker to high-class looker.